Bruce "the Mouse" Strauss is proud to hold the unofficial record for getting knocked out in boxing rings on every continent except Antarctica. He is a lousy boxer; but he knows it, and is happy to amuse audiences.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John SavageBruce 'The Mouse' Strauss | Bruce 'The Mouse' Strauss |
 Angelica PageMary Lou Strauss | Mary Lou Strauss |
 Rip TornTrucker 'God' | Trucker 'God' |
| CCharles Bailey-GatesJoe | Joe |
| IIrina CashenJamie Strauss | Jamie Strauss |
| TTim WilliamsFrank 'The Gator' Lux | Frank 'The Gator' Lux |
| EEdward LynchRon 'The Butcher' Stander | Ron 'The Butcher' Stander |
 Burt YoungBurt Young | Burt Young |
| RRay ManciniLarry | Larry |