 Guy StockwellHarry Jordan | Harry Jordan |
 Susan OliverBarbara Cole | Barbara Cole |
 Larry StorchStutz | Stutz |
 Avery SchreiberMax Jordan | Max Jordan |
 Sherry JacksonMona | Mona |
 Shepperd StrudwickTersh Jeterax | Tersh Jeterax |
 Keenan WynnGeneral Blackwish | General Blackwish |
 Ed BegleyU.S. President | U.S. President |
| JJ.J. BarryCulp | Culp |
| MMartin Harvey FriedbergNewt | Newt |
| SSid GrossfeldGate Guard | Gate Guard |
| BBurt HeymanFink | Fink |
| HHelen MaloneMrs. Jordan | Mrs. Jordan |
 Mike NussbaumExercise Chief | Exercise Chief |
 Murphy DunneMonitor Driver | Monitor Driver |
 Peter BoyleProduction Manager | Production Manager |
 Jackie VernonHimself | Himself |
 Alan ArkinMan in Monitors Commercial | Man in Monitors Commercial |
 Adam ArkinBoy in Monitors Commercial | Boy in Monitors Commercial |
 Matthew ArkinMan in Monitors Commercial | Man in Monitors Commercial |
 Xavier CugatBug for Culture | Bug for Culture |
| BBarbara DanaWoman in Monitors Commercial | Woman in Monitors Commercial |
| EEverett DirksenMan in Monitors Commercial | Man in Monitors Commercial |
 Stubby KayeCameo | Cameo |
| FFred KazMan in Monitors Commercial | Man in Monitors Commercial |
 Lynne LiptonWoman in Monitors Commercial | Woman in Monitors Commercial |
| MMel ZellmanNarrator (voice) | Narrator (voice) |
| TTom ErhartNarrator (voice) | Narrator (voice) |