When two misfits set out on a journey to correct their cursed family's misfortunes, they encounter wacky surprises at every turn.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Leo RossiMichael Misery | Michael Misery |
| LLorenzo DoumaniAngelo Misery | Angelo Misery |
 Gary RossRedwood Stump | Redwood Stump |
 Robert CostanzoGrandpa Miserio | Grandpa Miserio |
 Debbe DunningIma Barrister | Ima Barrister |
 Lou FerrignoQuazzie | Quazzie |
 Paula BarbieriMary Kay Misery | Mary Kay Misery |
 Abe VigodaDon Frito Layleone | Don Frito Layleone |
 Mother LoveHerself | Herself |
 Erik EstradaErik Estrada | Erik Estrada |
 Sherman HemsleyRev. Scheister | Rev. Scheister |
 Nell CarterCourtroom Singer | Courtroom Singer |
 Rochelle SwansonStripper | Stripper |
 Kristi DucatiBrunette Bus Babe | Brunette Bus Babe |
| BBrenda EppersonCourt Reporter | Court Reporter |
 Pat MoritaJudge | Judge |
 Roddy PiperHimself | Himself |
 Norm CrosbyF. Me Weakly | F. Me Weakly |
 Joyce BrothersDr. Joyce Brothers | Dr. Joyce Brothers |
 John CapodiceLt. Al Dente | Lt. Al Dente |