A film tycoon hires the wrong writer. Instead of getting the writer of Lawrence of Arabia, he gets someone whose only credits are two episodes of Coronation Street.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Bill FraserNJ | NJ |
 Adrienne PostaJacki Darr | Jacki Darr |
 Ray BrooksPeter Queech | Peter Queech |
 Stephen MooreRobin Bolt | Robin Bolt |
| FFreddie EarlleWaiter | Waiter |
 Margaret NolanLynda Cherry | Lynda Cherry |
 Tony HaygarthSid | Sid |
 Anthony HopkinsHi | Hi |