 Jonathan SilvermanTaylor Darcy | Taylor Darcy |
 Natasha Gregson WagnerLynn Piegi | Lynn Piegi |
 Greg GrunbergBarry | Barry |
 Kari WührerGwendolyn | Gwendolyn |
 Annabelle GurwitchMelissa | Melissa |
 Maz JobraniDr. Michel | Dr. Michel |
| JJason LemonsEvin Darcy | Evin Darcy |
 Dennis LipscombDr. Votkiff | Dr. Votkiff |
 Patty McCormackJanice Piegi | Janice Piegi |
 Norman ParkerAnthony Piegi | Anthony Piegi |
| MMark BrodieGerald the Intern | Gerald the Intern |
 Lisa ArningWet Dream Nurse | Wet Dream Nurse |
| TTom SheppardStrolling Minstrel | Strolling Minstrel |
 Elizabeth BeckwithPerky Woman in Elevator | Perky Woman in Elevator |
| HHoward MannMr. Melanoma | Mr. Melanoma |
 Pat Crawford BrownCrickety Nurse | Crickety Nurse |
 Anjali BhimaniFood Swilling Wench | Food Swilling Wench |
| BBrian CoughlinCorporate Monkey at Coffee Machine | Corporate Monkey at Coffee Machine |
 Andrew Patrick RalstonConcerned Christian Soul | Concerned Christian Soul |
 Wendy JohnsonUzi Tongue Nurse | Uzi Tongue Nurse |
| PPaulara HawkinsSuper Bitch Nurse | Super Bitch Nurse |
 Lela LeeIncompetent Nurse | Incompetent Nurse |
| JJustine SlaterSleepy Face Nurse | Sleepy Face Nurse |
| KKirk JohnsonJar Head Orderly | Jar Head Orderly |
| DDevan GreenePinhead Orderly | Pinhead Orderly |
| LLisa TejeroOncologist | Oncologist |
 Nat FaxonDelivery Guy | Delivery Guy |
| JJeanette MillerOld Lady #1 | Old Lady #1 |
 Jo FarkasOld Lady #2 | Old Lady #2 |
| AAnneh B. GabrielGirl at Party | Girl at Party |