
David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| The Male | |
| The Female | |
| The Narrator | |
| The Male's Friend | |
| The Female's Asian Friend | |
| The Female's Slutty Friend | |
| The Male's Mother | |
| The Male's Father | |
| The Female's Father | |
| AAntonette SaftlerThe Female's Mother | The Female's Mother |
| The Female's Ex-Boyfriend | |
| The Female's Boss | |
| EEric KushnickThe Female's Brother | The Female's Brother |
| The Wise Old Woman | |
| TTyler AbugovThe Female's Fantasy Son | The Female's Fantasy Son |
| LLynn Ann LeveridgeThe Large Female | The Large Female |
| AAdam AbugovThe Male as a Cub | The Male as a Cub |
| The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend | |
| NNoah M. BreedonThe Baby | The Baby |