For the past 5 years, 3 months, and 26 days, (not that theyre counting) Anthony and Carmine Marconi have been dutifully serving out life sentences in the family carpet business. Fate intervenes during a routine carpet installation when the brothers step into the world of Louis Lou Burns, playboy and king of the Long Island wedding video business.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Brendan Sexton IIIAnthony Marconi | Anthony Marconi |
 Dan FoglerCarmine Marconi | Carmine Marconi |
 Steven RandazzoMr. Marconi | Mr. Marconi |
| NNicholas De CegliUncle Jack | Uncle Jack |
 Kelly-Ann TursiDawn | Dawn |
 Marcia Jean KurtzMrs. Marconi | Mrs. Marconi |
 George MorfogenGrandpa Marconi | Grandpa Marconi |
 Zoe Lister-JonesLauren | Lauren |
 Jarlath ConroyIrish Priest | Irish Priest |
 Dinarte de FreitasFighting Busboy | Fighting Busboy |
| CCharissa ChamorroNot listed | Not listed |