Film noir parody with a private eye trying to solve the murder of his milkman.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Gabriel DellMalcolm | Malcolm |
 Will GeerDr. Simpson | Dr. Simpson |
 Barbara HarrisMiss Helen Fredericks | Miss Helen Fredericks |
 Anjanette ComerArlevia Jessup | Arlevia Jessup |
 Joyce Van PattenIda Mae | Ida Mae |
 Richard GautierOscar Cornell | Oscar Cornell |
 Nita TalbotJasmine Cornell | Jasmine Cornell |
 Vincent GardeniaBig Daddy Jessup | Big Daddy Jessup |
 Jackie CooganDetective Chief Anderson | Detective Chief Anderson |
 Sorrell BookeDr. Melon | Dr. Melon |
 Huntz HallDeputy Roy | Deputy Roy |
 Nicholas ColasantoBert | Bert |