In this send-up of the Humphrey Bogart detective films of the 1940s, a man idolizes Bogart so much that he has his features altered to look exactly like him and then opens up a detective agency under the name Sam Marlow.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Robert SacchiSam Marlow | Sam Marlow |
 Franco NeroHakim | Hakim |
 Michelle PhillipsGena | Gena |
 Olivia HusseyElsa | Elsa |
 Misty RoweDuchess | Duchess |
 Victor BuonoCommodore Anastas | Commodore Anastas |
 Herbert LomMr. Zebra | Mr. Zebra |
 Sybil DanningCynthia | Cynthia |
 Richard BakalyanLt. Bumbera | Lt. Bumbera |
 Gregg PalmerSgt. Hacksaw | Sgt. Hacksaw |
 Jay RobinsonWolf / Zinderneuf | Wolf / Zinderneuf |
 George RaftPetey Cane | Petey Cane |
 Yvonne De CarloTeresa Anastas | Teresa Anastas |
 Mike MazurkiHimself | Himself |
 Henry WilcoxonMr. Chevalier | Mr. Chevalier |
 Victor Sen YungMr. Wing | Mr. Wing |
 Joe TheismannJock | Jock |
 Aleshia BrevardMother | Mother |
 Buck KartalianNicky | Nicky |
 Peter MamakosSpoony Singh | Spoony Singh |
 Martin KosleckHorst Borsht | Horst Borsht |
 Philip Baker HallDr. Inman | Dr. Inman |
| MMichael MastersRalph | Ralph |
 Larry PennellGeorge | George |