Sammy Hughes, a man who struggles to live his life after being orphaned at a young age.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Sean GunnSammy Hughes | Sammy Hughes |
| NNicolette DiMaggioHaley | Haley |
 Julie DolanHaley 2 | Haley 2 |
 Brent SextonTommy | Tommy |
| CCharles L. BrameAbraham Lincoln | Abraham Lincoln |
| MMatt GunnDan McMahon | Dan McMahon |
| ''Santa Dave' BarnesSanta Claus | Santa Claus |
| EEddie EbellJesus the Christ | Jesus the Christ |
| MMichael CornacchiaBabe Ruth | Babe Ruth |
| RRobert GantzosDavey Crockett | Davey Crockett |
| JJo Deodato ClarkLoretta Alpern | Loretta Alpern |
| JJo Deodato ClarkTelescope Woman | Telescope Woman |
| MMichael GarveySuper Amazing | Super Amazing |