In addition to traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires. You know, such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kelly GalindoChairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc. | Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc. |
| CChristina WalkerVice President, Vampire Affairs | Vice President, Vampire Affairs |
 Rod SweitzerColonel Oliver West | Colonel Oliver West |
| FFrancis CreightonRev. Tim Fakker | Rev. Tim Fakker |
| MMarcus FrishmanCongressman Terry Upstart | Congressman Terry Upstart |
| MMimi SpivakVampire in Charge of Federal Budget | Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget |
| GGretchen HousePammy Faye Fakker | Pammy Faye Fakker |
| AAnet AnatelleWannabe Cher | Wannabe Cher |
| YYvette BuchananRocket Scientist | Rocket Scientist |
 Becky LeBeauCensus Taker | Census Taker |
 AngelyneBarbara Bush Impersonator | Barbara Bush Impersonator |
 Titus Moede- | - |
 Jeannie PepperBrain Surgeon | Brain Surgeon |