Three friends struggle to maintain their hedonistic lifestyles as they approach 30. Delving into their story, we become subjected to their inane theories, absurd philosophies and warped sense of humor.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| GGeorge KattRobbie | Robbie |
 Tiffany ShepisFiona | Fiona |
| CClayton MyersCarl | Carl |
 Katie FosterLaura | Laura |
| HHabib AwanPool Hall Guy 1 | Pool Hall Guy 1 |
| CClaudia KastellanosChelsea the Waitress (as Claudia Kelly) | Chelsea the Waitress (as Claudia Kelly) |
| AAmy BetzTranny (voice) | Tranny (voice) |
 Michael AlbanIan | Ian |
| CCharlie DreizenLuke | Luke |
| JJosh DavidsonLester | Lester |
 Rosebud BakerNikki | Nikki |
 Alexandra TurshenKerry | Kerry |
 John C. BaileyYon Zamolla | Yon Zamolla |
| PPerish BarnetteJake | Jake |
 Paul BusettiEx Boyfriend | Ex Boyfriend |
| JJoseph CarneySloppy Joe 2 | Sloppy Joe 2 |
| JJessy DannerErica | Erica |
| EErica HandlemanRestaurant Diner | Restaurant Diner |
| KKelly DelikatGiant Man | Giant Man |
| CCarol HartmanRestaurant Diner | Restaurant Diner |
| SShelly EmersonParty Girl 2 | Party Girl 2 |
| KKelsey FewsterBusty Teen | Busty Teen |
| DDillon HickmanParty Goer 1 | Party Goer 1 |