A comedy centered on three museum security guards who devise a plan to steal back the artworks to which they have become attached after they are transferred to another museum.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Morgan FreemanCharles Peterson | Charles Peterson |
 Christopher WalkenRoger Barlow | Roger Barlow |
 William H. MacyGeorge McLendon | George McLendon |
 Marcia Gay HardenRose Barlow | Rose Barlow |
 Philip Dorn HebertNeedlebaum | Needlebaum |
 Todd WeeksCurator | Curator |
 Bhavesh PatelDonnie | Donnie |
 Stephen StapinskiBob | Bob |
 Breckin MeyerStarving Artist | Starving Artist |
 Wynn EverettDocent | Docent |
 Joseph McKennaLead Villain | Lead Villain |
| JJim ChirosSculptor | Sculptor |
 Bates WilderWarehouse Foreman | Warehouse Foreman |
| AAnthony CascioTony | Tony |
 Naheem GarciaShipping Supervisor | Shipping Supervisor |
| BBart A. Piscitello Jr.Pauly | Pauly |
 David J. CurtisHumming Security Guard | Humming Security Guard |
| PPeter DarrigoPhil | Phil |
| JJames WeluMuseum Executive | Museum Executive |
 Christy Scott CashmanAssistant Museum Director | Assistant Museum Director |
| DDouglass Bowen FlynnDanish Guard | Danish Guard |
| PPatricia B. TillRude Museum Patron | Rude Museum Patron |