The Lonely Island spoofs Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire in this visual rap album set in the Bash Brothers' 1980s heyday.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Andy SambergJose Canseco | Jose Canseco |
 Akiva SchafferMark McGwire | Mark McGwire |
 Jorma TacconeReporter / Walt Weiss / Joe Montana | Reporter / Walt Weiss / Joe Montana |
 Hannah SimoneAmber | Amber |
 Jenny SlateStacy | Stacy |
 Sterling K. BrownSia | Sia |
 Jim O'HeirPuka Shell Bob | Puka Shell Bob |
 Stephanie BeatrizVal Gal | Val Gal |
 Alana HaimVal Gal | Val Gal |
 Este HaimVal Gal | Val Gal |
 Danielle HaimVal Gal | Val Gal |
 Maya RudolphVal Gal | Val Gal |
| BBen PerezJose's Dad | Jose's Dad |
| DDave FaulknerMark's Dad | Mark's Dad |
| DDenise WeintraubMarks Mom | Marks Mom |
| TTrinity ChanelMadonna | Madonna |
| SSis GoldMrs. McGillicutty | Mrs. McGillicutty |
 Whitney MooreSnow Bunny | Snow Bunny |
| KKyla BillingsBikini Girl | Bikini Girl |
 Britta GrantBikini Girl | Bikini Girl |
 Jonetta KaiserBikini Girl | Bikini Girl |
 Julia NolanBikini Girl | Bikini Girl |
 Dan WicksmanMaitre D | Maitre D |
 Jeff TorresLenny the Torso | Lenny the Torso |
 Ryan NemethReporter (uncredited) | Reporter (uncredited) |
 Tory TaranovaReporter (uncredited) | Reporter (uncredited) |