The story deals with a slob named Larry and his companion, the talking dog, Steve.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Seth MacFarlaneSeth MacFarlane / Larry Cummings / Steve / Lois Cummings / Man in Underwear / Captain Kirk / Mr. Spock / Sulu / Ensign Skippee / British Man / Jeremy / Tom Hanks / Alex Trebek / Preacher / God (voice) | Seth MacFarlane / Larry Cummings / Steve / Lois Cummings / Man in Underwear / Captain Kirk / Mr. Spock / Sulu / Ensign Skippee / British Man / Jeremy / Tom Hanks / Alex Trebek / Preacher / God (voice) |
 Newt GingrichHimself (archive sound) | Himself (archive sound) |
 Chang HanWang | Wang |