A naive young scientist unwittingly helps mobsters build a laser weapon, then has to try to reclaim it from them in this crime drama parody.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Marc HayashiArthur Weiss | Arthur Weiss |
 Maryann UrbanoJanes Cosby | Janes Cosby |
 Tony Leung Ka-faiJoey Cheung | Joey Cheung |
 Peter WangLt. Lu | Lt. Lu |
 Joan CopelandRuth Weiss | Ruth Weiss |
 Sally Yeh Chian-WenNot listed | Not listed |
 Christopher CurryOfficer | Officer |
 Neva SmallMartha Weiss Cheung | Martha Weiss Cheung |
 Norman MatlockBam | Bam |
 Eric PayneNot listed | Not listed |
| WWillie RealeNot listed | Not listed |
 Leonard L. ThomasSgt. Williams | Sgt. Williams |
 Natsuko OhamaNot listed | Not listed |
| OOstaroNot listed | Not listed |
 Philip MoonSoldier | Soldier |
| SSteven ChenPastor | Pastor |
| SShirl BernheimMahong Lady | Mahong Lady |
| CCarol Jean LewisNot listed | Not listed |
| GGeorge BartenieffHaven | Haven |
| EEnrique GomezUnemployed Man | Unemployed Man |
| DDavid ChanJimmy Weiss | Jimmy Weiss |
| GGrey KooritskyTeen Girl | Teen Girl |
| LLex MonsonC'est Magnifique Officer | C'est Magnifique Officer |
| DDaniel TalperyNot listed | Not listed |
| JJ.D. ThomasHenchman | Henchman |