A man is desperately trying to avoid mandated military service, but a sexy medic proves to be his undoing.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Edwige FenechDoctor Elena Dogliozzi | Doctor Elena Dogliozzi |
 Alvaro VitaliAlvaro Pappalardo | Alvaro Pappalardo |
 Alfredo PeaGianni Montano | Gianni Montano |
 Carlo Delle PianeMedical captain | Medical captain |
 Gianfranco D'AngeloProf. Federico Frustalupi | Prof. Federico Frustalupi |
 Mario CarotenutoColonel Farina | Colonel Farina |
 Guerrino CrivelloArmando Mazzucca, the soldier without genital organs | Armando Mazzucca, the soldier without genital organs |
 Angelo PellegrinoOreste Marmittoni, the transvestite | Oreste Marmittoni, the transvestite |
 Dante CleriPatient in the garden | Patient in the garden |
 Nino TerzoNurse Pezzullo | Nurse Pezzullo |
 Renzo OzzanoVoyeur soldier | Voyeur soldier |
 Lucio MontanaroSoldier from Bari | Soldier from Bari |
 Maria De SistiFarfallina | Farfallina |
 Jimmy il FenomenoNun washing the floor | Nun washing the floor |
 Grazia Di MarzàNun | Nun |
| FFrancesco NarducciDoctor | Doctor |
 Franca Scagnettipassante | passante |
| DDante ConaSick man | Sick man |
| AAlfonso TomasNicola the hairdresser | Nicola the hairdresser |