
The King's Man2021
Aug 30, 2026 · imported from Import
Listen I’m not sure if I was just way too not sober for this or it was way too late at night to watch the whole thing but, it just felt kinda weird structurally? Kept jumping from one storyline to the opposite for random amounts of time, sometimes long enough to forget that everything else is going on…yadayada it feels long as shit.One of those movies that just feels exactly how long it actually is. Double weird that the other kingsman movies felt so much more…focused? I guess? Don’t get me wrong I had fun and I do love me some Ralph Fiennes, lady from clash of the titans (remake), and dude from 300 (messenger who got kicked) but it felt a lil cash grabby, universe settuppy type vibe— way moreso than the other movies. Have beef with the son storyline tho. Who doesn’t have beef with their sons tho. Amirite?