A king whose beard is long and beloved. An aspiring barber looking for acknowledgement. A kingdom unaware of the dark secret behind their ruler's lush beard.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| RRobin EdwardsRufus (voice) | Rufus (voice) |
 Maria DarlingSophie (voice) | Sophie (voice) |
 Jim BroadbentThe Wizard (voice) | The Wizard (voice) |
 Peter EganKing Cuthbert (voice) | King Cuthbert (voice) |
 Colin McFarlaneJasper (voice) | Jasper (voice) |
 Kerry ShaleJ.J / Batface (voice) | J.J / Batface (voice) |
 Allan CordunerRonnie (voice) | Ronnie (voice) |
 Maureen LipmanMaddie (voice) | Maddie (voice) |
 Jimmy HibbertThe Bubble (voice) | The Bubble (voice) |
 Caroline BernsteinAddictional voices (voice) | Addictional voices (voice) |
| JJoe CollingwoodAddictional voices (voice) | Addictional voices (voice) |
| TTom CollingwoodAddictional voices (voice) | Addictional voices (voice) |
| NNigel LambertAddictional voices (voice) | Addictional voices (voice) |
 Andrew MacBeanAddictional voices (voice) | Addictional voices (voice) |
| GGraham RalphAddictional voices (voice) | Addictional voices (voice) |
 Dan RussellAddictional voices (voice) | Addictional voices (voice) |
 Keith WickhamAddictional voices (voice) | Addictional voices (voice) |