An action crime comedy about a working class Brit named "Roger" who wants to be King- Literally. The likes of a Turtleneck Philosopher, a Jawbreaker-Eating Sleaze-Bag, and a Homosexual Psychic throw Roger's world into chaos when he and his gang of misfits decide it'd be "quite alright" to rip off the most vicious man in London.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Derek EvansRoger Fookin' Sykes | Roger Fookin' Sykes |
| MMichael ShoonerClarence Clarence | Clarence Clarence |
 Kasey O'BarrBenny | Benny |
| JJohn BurnettJoey | Joey |
| RRichie JohnsonCool Man | Cool Man |
| BBen BarlowBrother in Law | Brother in Law |
| KKenny BarrGangster | Gangster |
| SSandra BecknerBenny's Mum | Benny's Mum |
| RRoy BeechamRestaurant patron | Restaurant patron |
| TTroy BeechamTrish uncle | Trish uncle |
| RRick BradyPriest | Priest |
| EEmily BranchTrish | Trish |
| MMedo CashGerald | Gerald |
| DDayne CatalanoMax | Max |
| KKate CofskyProstitute | Prostitute |
| HHayden CogdellChumley Kid | Chumley Kid |
 Michael A. CookHeinrich | Heinrich |
| DDan EmoTracksuit Asshole | Tracksuit Asshole |
| HHunter McGregorDrugman 4 | Drugman 4 |
| JJulio LiverpoolLil Joe | Lil Joe |