A bitter, lonely man undergoes a personality-altering medical procedure in the hope that it will make him worthy of love.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Harriet Sansom HarrisCaptain | Captain |
 DJ QuallsLou | Lou |
 Kathleen WilhoiteMutha Theresa | Mutha Theresa |
 Margaret ChoOpulence Montenegro | Opulence Montenegro |
 Michael McShaneBruno Bombolone | Bruno Bombolone |
 Matt MalloyDokter Pfeffer | Dokter Pfeffer |
 LaNisa Renee FrederickDr. Shibdit | Dr. Shibdit |
 Johnno WilsonDigger | Digger |
| DDaniel TatarFather | Father |
 Maya EshetMicheline | Micheline |
 Marisé ÁlvarezOralee | Oralee |
 Phil BiedronForeign Tourist #2 | Foreign Tourist #2 |
 Kasia SzarekEstonian Woman | Estonian Woman |
 Jeff KennyEMG Employee | EMG Employee |
 Arisce WanzerChandra | Chandra |
| SSheila KorsiCarmen | Carmen |
 Nadia LanfranconiForeign Tourist | Foreign Tourist |
 Jonathan BrayJoe | Joe |