Burroughs takes down a book and reads us the story of Danny the Carwiper, who spends Christmas Day trying to score a fix, but finds the Christmas spirit instead.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 William S. BurroughsNarrator | Narrator |
| SSusan AshlineChristmas dinner friend | Christmas dinner friend |
| DDayton BardChristmas dinner friend | Christmas dinner friend |
| JJon BlumbChristmas dinner friend | Christmas dinner friend |
| JJennifer BrosseauChristmas dinner friend | Christmas dinner friend |