Clark & McCullough are arrested for disturbing the peace. They steal the police car and return it to the station. The new police commissioner believes that they are real policemen and they get back the patrol car. Out on the beat, the duo chase women rather than criminals, just like real cops.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| BBobby ClarkClark | Clark |
| PPaul McCulloughGraustark | Graustark |
 James FinlaysonCommissioner Walters | Commissioner Walters |
 Fred KelseyPolice Sergeant | Police Sergeant |
 Vernon DentOfficer Schmaltz | Officer Schmaltz |
 Walter BrennanOfficer Dugan | Officer Dugan |
 Shirley ChambersAnnabelle Schmaltz | Annabelle Schmaltz |
 Betty FarringtonThe Hostess | The Hostess |
 Billy FraneyLong Shirt Charlie | Long Shirt Charlie |