Me: Dad? Dad: Yeah? Me: I can't fall asleep. Dad: How come? Me: There are creepy carpenters and weird tall mice and really lovely cats that are keeping me awake. Dad: What do you mean? Me: I saw a movie that really scared me. Dad: Jaden, you'll be fine. Go to bed. You're sick, you're tired. You'll feel better in the morning. Me: Okay... Dad? Dad: sigh Yeah? Me: Can I have a warm cup of milk? Dad: You can't even have dairy. Me: Oh. Yeah. I forgot. Dad: Do you need anything else? Me: Nah, I think I'm good. Night. Dad: Goodnight. Me: walking away WOW! These steps sure are steep! Actual conversation between my father and I.
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