A xxx satire of the TV classic.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Stephanie RagePhallus Ramden | Phallus Ramden |
 Shanna McCulloughPrixie Horton | Prixie Horton |
| AAlexis FirestoneNot listed | Not listed |
 Annie SprinkleNot listed | Not listed |
 Ron JeremyAlf Ramden | Alf Ramden |
 Randy PaulFred Horton | Fred Horton |
 Carlos ValentinoLuis Gilbert | Luis Gilbert |