Jack and Jill went up the hill... but who came down first and what happened next is up for much menacing discussion.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kristin Di SpaltroJill | Jill |
 Joe TowneJack | Jack |
| SSean MaticGill | Gill |
| AAdam KesterYoung Jack | Young Jack |
| EElise GrahamYoung Jill | Young Jill |