A Monty Pythonesque tale of a band of Crusaders who find themselves in possession of an alien ship and the alien to pilot it. Armed with the means to conquer the Holy Land, the naive Crusaders set off on a grand crusade, only to find themselves not in Jerusalem, but at the mercy of an entire alien world.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 John Rhys-DaviesBruder Parvus | Bruder Parvus |
 Rick OvertonSir Roger | Sir Roger |
 Michael Des BarresMonsieur du Lac | Monsieur du Lac |
| CCatherine PunchLady Catherine | Lady Catherine |
| PPatrick BrymerRed John | Red John |
 Debbie Lee CarringtonBranithar | Branithar |
 Rinaldo TalamontiAlien Chief | Alien Chief |
| FFrank KanakusenAlien Assistant | Alien Assistant |
| TTahareh BeckerAlien Assistant | Alien Assistant |
 Ray CokesMessenger | Messenger |
| HHolger NeuhäuserHubert | Hubert |
| WWerner BaumLars | Lars |
| TTim LunaSquire | Squire |
| FFabian RöslerSquire | Squire |
| BBobby KnoeselSquire | Squire |