Meet Robert. Robert has a little problem that just won't go away. He's a lonely guy looking for love in all the wrong places. He can't figure out what he wants but he wants what he can never have. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Robert Hart.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Eight The Chosen OneRobert Hart / Alt. Robert | Robert Hart / Alt. Robert |
 Ashley Lynn CaputoDr. Ruth Spector | Dr. Ruth Spector |
| AAnthony WayneTony Andrews | Tony Andrews |
| JJoe MakowskiMike | Mike |
 Lexi BalestrieriPam | Pam |
 Sushii Xhyvette HolderMel | Mel |
| JJames KnowltonChad | Chad |
 Sean DonohueChad's friend | Chad's friend |
 Katie McKinleyTanya | Tanya |
 Bob GlazierGrampa | Grampa |
| FFallen AngelHostess in Restaurant | Hostess in Restaurant |
| AAnthony GuevaraWaiter in Restaurant | Waiter in Restaurant |
| CChristopher LetoBartender | Bartender |