Xaviera Hollander has to navigate some sleazy studio politics to see the production of the film version of her memoirs.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Martine BeswickXaviera Hollander | Xaviera Hollander |
 Chris LemmonRobby Rottman | Robby Rottman |
 Adam WestLionel Lamely | Lionel Lamely |
 Richard DeaconJoseph Rottman | Joseph Rottman |
 Phil SilversWilliam B. Warkoff | William B. Warkoff |
 Charles GreenGeorge | George |
 Lisa LondonLaurie | Laurie |
 Alexandra MorganMax | Max |
 Tanya BoydSylvie | Sylvie |
 Susan KigerSusie | Susie |
 Lindsay BloomChris | Chris |
 Jack PerkinsDrunk Conventioner | Drunk Conventioner |
 Dick MillerNew York Cop | New York Cop |
 Lyman WardReal Estate Agent | Real Estate Agent |
 Edie AdamsRita Beater | Rita Beater |
 K.C. WinklerAmber | Amber |
 Aharon IpaléRaul | Raul |
 Ian AbercrombieDenis | Denis |
 Merrie Lynn RossTeresa | Teresa |
 Army ArcherdHimself | Himself |
 Liz GlazowskiLiz | Liz |