The Hamiltons seem to be the picture-perfect American family. They are hardworking community members; giving to their local charities, attending town hall meetings and always respectful of their neighbors...except for the fact that they usually end up killing them.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Cory KnaufFrancis Hamilton | Francis Hamilton |
 Samuel ChildDavid Hamilton | David Hamilton |
 Joseph McKelheerWendell Hamilton | Wendell Hamilton |
 Mackenzie FirgensDarlene Hamilton | Darlene Hamilton |
 Rebekah HoyleSamantha Teal | Samantha Teal |
 Brittany DanielDani Cummings | Dani Cummings |
| AAl LinerPaul Glenn | Paul Glenn |
| JJena HuntKitty Davies | Kitty Davies |
| TTara GlassJenna Smith | Jenna Smith |
 Larry LavertyLarry Davies | Larry Davies |
 Joe EgenderAllen Davies | Allen Davies |
| NNicholas FanellaLenny Hamilton | Lenny Hamilton |
| JJackie HoneaMrs. Hamilton | Mrs. Hamilton |
| JJohn KrauseMr. Hamilton | Mr. Hamilton |
| NNathan ParkerHot Pants | Hot Pants |
| JJason PennettaDavid's Friend | David's Friend |
| AAndrew CasdenTrevor | Trevor |
| HHannah WeissGirl in Restaurant | Girl in Restaurant |
| TTim TracySlaughter House Worker | Slaughter House Worker |
| JJaclyn ChessenNew Neighbor | New Neighbor |
| LLucas SchulteNew Neighbor | New Neighbor |
| NNicole StorksonLenny Hamilton (voice) | Lenny Hamilton (voice) |
| CCorky CornettFrank (uncredited) | Frank (uncredited) |