Mazie, a shop-girl of New York City's Little Ireland, goes to the aid of a young man in formal attire involved in a street fight. Though badly beaten, he bears a strong resemblance to Lord Lytton, the hero of a magazine story Mazie is reading in installments. Although he is, in reality, a soda clerk, Mazie permits his attentions, and together they read the "Sloppy Stories" yarn about English nobility.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Gladys WaltonMazie O'Day | Mazie O'Day |
| WWalter PerryDennis O'Day | Dennis O'Day |
 Kate PriceMrs. O'Day | Mrs. O'Day |
 Jack PerrinTom Gilroy | Tom Gilroy |
 Sidney FranklinSam Rosen | Sam Rosen |
 Carmen PhillipsLady Clarissa | Lady Clarissa |
| EEdward CecilLord Bart | Lord Bart |
| HHugh SaxonAngus | Angus |
 Seymour ZeliffRed Galvin | Red Galvin |
 Gino CorradoClarence Phillips | Clarence Phillips |
| LLorraine WeilerSally | Sally |
 Christian J. FrankGregory | Gregory |