| KKen ShapiroKo-ko / Boss / 'Near You' Singer / Robert Elgin / Mahetma Yenta / Lionel Elgin / "Just You, Just Me" Dancing Man | Ko-ko / Boss / 'Near You' Singer / Robert Elgin / Mahetma Yenta / Lionel Elgin / "Just You, Just Me" Dancing Man |
 Richard BelzerRodriguez / Leo Batfish / The President / The Hooker | Rodriguez / Leo Batfish / The President / The Hooker |
 Chevy ChaseThe Fingers / Geritan / Four Leaf Clover | The Fingers / Geritan / Four Leaf Clover |
| BBuzzy LinhartThe Hitchhiker | The Hitchhiker |
| RRichmond BaierThe Girl | The Girl |
| BBerkeley HarrisThe Rich Guy | The Rich Guy |
 Jennifer WellesThe Geritan Girl | The Geritan Girl |
| LLane SarasohnThe Dancing Policeman / The Assassin | The Dancing Policeman / The Assassin |
| DDennis HelfendFood for Thought | Food for Thought |
 Rebecca BrookeSex Olympics | Sex Olympics |
| VVictoria MedlinMouth Appeal | Mouth Appeal |
 Martin KoveButz Beer | Butz Beer |
| RRon MarshallButz (voice) | Butz (voice) |
| RRoy WallaceThe Gorillas | The Gorillas |
| KKirtus AllenGorilla | Gorilla |
| LLaura GlickenThe Gorillas | The Gorillas |
| HHal ForeGorilla | Gorilla |
| JJennifer ZensThe Gorillas | The Gorillas |
| LLeo PetrieGorilla | Gorilla |
| PPaul NormanMouth Appeal/Sex Olympics | Mouth Appeal/Sex Olympics |
| LLaceyTheatre Girl/Girl in the Bathroom | Theatre Girl/Girl in the Bathroom |
| LLincoln HarriceManuel Rodriguez/'Food for Thought' | Manuel Rodriguez/'Food for Thought' |
| BBill BaileySuc Muc Dik | Suc Muc Dik |
| PPeter William BlaxillFood for Thought | Food for Thought |
 Fred StuthmanFood for Thought | Food for Thought |
| WWilliam PaxtonThe Old Lady/The Junkie | The Old Lady/The Junkie |
| CChristine NazarethTheatre Girl | Theatre Girl |
| RRobert FleischmanThe Narc | The Narc |
 Alex StevensButz Beer | Butz Beer |
| BBill KemmilButz Beer | Butz Beer |
