Big Ben has the largest store in the town of New Ralgia. His chief clerk is in love with the post mistress. The three of them get involved in a series of mishaps with their customers and with the town ladies' man, whose advances conceal a more sinister purpose.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Larry SemonThe Grocery Clerk | The Grocery Clerk |
 Lucille CarlisleThe Postmistress | The Postmistress |
 Monty BanksThe Tow Gusher, a 'He Vamp' | The Tow Gusher, a 'He Vamp' |
 Frank HayesFemale Customer | Female Customer |
 Jack DuffyOld geezer / Hick | Old geezer / Hick |
 Frank AlexanderBig Ben | Big Ben |
| PPete GordonNot listed | Not listed |
| WWilliam HauberNot listed | Not listed |