 Chuck BarrisHimself | Himself |
| RRobin AltmanRed | Red |
 Mabel KingMabel | Mabel |
 Steve GarveyHimself | Himself |
 Jamie FarrHimself | Himself |
 Rip TaylorRaoul the Maitre D' | Raoul the Maitre D' |
 Rosey GrierHimself | Himself |
 Tony RandallPerformer in Tuxedo | Performer in Tuxedo |
| MMurray LangstonThe Unknown Comic | The Unknown Comic |
 Patrick CranshawMan Dying in Elevator | Man Dying in Elevator |
 David SheinerDr. Jerry Queasley | Dr. Jerry Queasley |
| PPhillip SimmsVito | Vito |
 Vincent SchiavelliMario Romani | Mario Romani |
 Pat McCormickHimself | Himself |
 Jaye P. MorganHerself | Herself |
| GGene PattonGene Gene The Dancing Machine | Gene Gene The Dancing Machine |
| AAugie TribachHank | Hank |
 Cloyce MorrowDr. Betsy Nolan | Dr. Betsy Nolan |
 Phil HartmanMan at Airport with Gun | Man at Airport with Gun |
 Kitten NatividadPerformer | Performer |
 Taylor NegronBlond-Haired Man Auditioning | Blond-Haired Man Auditioning |
 William TregoeWinking Man | Winking Man |
 James WinburnMan in Cast | Man in Cast |
| CCathleen CordellLady in Elevator | Lady in Elevator |
 Nora DenneyTourist | Tourist |
| BBrian O'MullinBum | Bum |
 Jack BernardiViolin Player (Elderly Man) | Violin Player (Elderly Man) |
| LLillie SheltonMabel's Mom | Mabel's Mom |
 James B. DouglasBuddy Didlo | Buddy Didlo |
 Harvey LembeckMan in Steam Room | Man in Steam Room |