Two brothers pose as women to avoid marrying a mobster's ugly daughter.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Mickey RooneyRocky Mastrasso | Rocky Mastrasso |
 Frank FontaineDon Palermo | Don Palermo |
 Jerry LesterRicky Mastrasso | Ricky Mastrasso |
 Billy BartyThe Hawk | The Hawk |
 Tony AdamsVito | Vito |
| SSocrates BallisHenchman | Henchman |
| CCourtney BrownGanster | Ganster |
| PPauly ClashGypsy | Gypsy |
| MMaxine CoatesEffie | Effie |
| JJoe De StefanoDon Palermo's Son | Don Palermo's Son |
| MMichael DeBeaussetCapt. Gdinsky | Capt. Gdinsky |
| MMike FalcoHenchman | Henchman |
| CClair FontaineGuest | Guest |
 Templeton FoxChieta | Chieta |
| OOak R. GentryBoat Owner | Boat Owner |
| MMuriel JayneRosa Palermo | Rosa Palermo |
 Mal JonesBumachek | Bumachek |
 William KerwinSpeedboat Owner | Speedboat Owner |
| MMarcia KnightVelma | Velma |
| JJudy LaScalaLu Lu | Lu Lu |
| AAlice LesterShower Guest | Shower Guest |
| FFrank LoganDino | Dino |
| AArt LucontoDon Palermo's Son | Don Palermo's Son |
| FFrank LucontoDon Palermo's Son | Don Palermo's Son |
| PPete LucontoDon Palermo's Son | Don Palermo's Son |
 Lou MarshChooch | Chooch |
| GGertrude MarxAdele | Adele |
| AAnn MooreShower Guest | Shower Guest |
| HHenry RischitelliHenchman | Henchman |
 Joe E. RossGino | Gino |