Two high-maintenance, big city hunks (British superstar Josh Moore and East Coast fan-favorite Calvin Banks) leave behind the comforts of their glamorous porn star lives and head off to rural America for a taste of The Gay Simple Life.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Calvin BanksNot listed | Not listed |
 Josh MooreNot listed | Not listed |
 Dakota PayneNot listed | Not listed |
 Ricky LarkinNot listed | Not listed |
 Cade MaddoxNot listed | Not listed |
| CCowboy ClayBig Rig Competition Host (non-sexual role) | Big Rig Competition Host (non-sexual role) |
| JJonathanCupcake Baking Competition Host (non-sexual role) | Cupcake Baking Competition Host (non-sexual role) |
| FFanny McCrakenDrag Show Competition Host (non-sexual role) | Drag Show Competition Host (non-sexual role) |
| MMollyPet Dog | Pet Dog |
| PPoopPet Dog | Pet Dog |
| RRobertFishing Competition Host (non-sexual role) | Fishing Competition Host (non-sexual role) |