In primordial times God and his angel Uriel struggle with the creation of time and space and the aftermath of accidentally creating humans by heating up styrofoam in the microwave.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kyle CristGod | God |
| CCesar J SilvaUriel/Lich | Uriel/Lich |
| WWillow GlennEve | Eve |
 Jack JusticeAdam | Adam |
| TTed T Rivera IVTIME PIZZA | TIME PIZZA |