The First Nine Months are the Hardest a musical comedy produced by the legendary team of Bill Persky and Sam Denoff with music written by Ray Charles and staring the iconic Sonny and Cher with Dick Van Dyke.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 CherSelf | Self |
 Sonny BonoSelf | Self |
 Dick Van DykeSelf | Self |
 Ken BerrySelf | Self |
 Jackie JosephSelf | Self |
 James FarentinoSelf | Self |
 Michele LeeSelf | Self |
| SSarah FankbonerPregnant Lady #1 (as Sarah Fankbone) | Pregnant Lady #1 (as Sarah Fankbone) |
| AApril NevinsPregnant Lady #2 | Pregnant Lady #2 |
| JJean SewellPregnant Lady #3 | Pregnant Lady #3 |
 Patti HeiderNurse | Nurse |
| LLori FieldManicurist | Manicurist |