All Dolph Beeler wanted was a can of paint remover when he went to Bud Bullard's hardware store in Millville. But a simple misunderstandling between two men has turned into an outright war between two towns in this outrageous comedy of errors.--Summary from container. -- WorldCat
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| SScott AllegrucciTony Beeler | Tony Beeler |
 René AuberjonoisReverton | Reverton |
| GGale MayronBernice Beeler | Bernice Beeler |
 Ron McLartyBernice Beeler | Bernice Beeler |
 Libby GeorgeBobby Beeler | Bobby Beeler |
 Stanley TucciHarvey Yelton | Harvey Yelton |
| DDon HartmanEarnie | Earnie |
| JJosh LozoffDickie Herkimer | Dickie Herkimer |
| LLynda ClarkMarie | Marie |
 Roger BlackBartender | Bartender |
 David DwyerCoach | Coach |
| TTom DavisTeammate | Teammate |
 Joe GrifasiBud Bullard | Bud Bullard |
| LLynne KillmeyerEva Bullard | Eva Bullard |
 Kathleen DoyleFreida Bullard | Freida Bullard |
| RRob VanderberryJunior Bullard | Junior Bullard |
| MMert HatfieldClive Shell | Clive Shell |
| JJames EricWalt Huff | Walt Huff |
| RRick WarnerRay Dooley | Ray Dooley |
 John BennesIvan | Ivan |
| KKay ShriderIngrid | Ingrid |
 Michael Stanton KennedyCurley McCoy | Curley McCoy |
| HHoward KivettRelative | Relative |
| RRed SuydamRed Sedan | Red Sedan |
| AAllen KelmanMan at Counter | Man at Counter |
 David StrathairnThe Stranger | The Stranger |
| GGeorge LeeDoc Stevens | Doc Stevens |