From the study of his rundown English manor, an old British Professor instructs the audience as to the dangers associated with vampires, and exactly how to kill them. Scenes from Roman Polanski's horror/comedy classic, The Fearless Vampire Killers, are interspersed throughout.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Max WallProfessor Cecil Havelock-Montague, Ph.D., LL.D., B.A.T. | Professor Cecil Havelock-Montague, Ph.D., LL.D., B.A.T. |