Widowers Amos and Ben plot to romantically unite Amos' daughter Luisa and Ben's son Matt by pretending to feud and forbidding the teens to associate, knowing they will resist their fathers' interference. As the youngsters fall in love, the fathers plot to end the 'feud' by hiring a travelling showman to fake an abduction and allow Matt to 'rescue' Luisa.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Joel GreyAmos Bellamy | Amos Bellamy |
 Brad SullivanBen Hucklebee | Ben Hucklebee |
 Joey McIntyreMatt Hucklebee | Matt Hucklebee |
 Jean Louisa KellyLouisa Bellamy | Louisa Bellamy |
 Barnard HughesHenry | Henry |
 Jonathon MorrisEl Gallo | El Gallo |
 TellerMortimer | Mortimer |
 Arturo GilThe Bavarian Baby | The Bavarian Baby |
 Tony CoxHis Assistant | His Assistant |
| VVictoria StevensJo Jo, The Chicken Lady | Jo Jo, The Chicken Lady |
| TTrayne ThomasTattooed Man | Tattooed Man |
 Celia Fushille-BurkeSmuin Ballet / SF Dancer | Smuin Ballet / SF Dancer |