A struggling and publicly disgraced Hollywood icon gets another shot at mega stardom when he is hired to star and direct an action movie in Uzbekistan.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Brian ThompsonVardell Duseldorfer | Vardell Duseldorfer |
 Ian Patrick WilliamsSir Jeffrey | Sir Jeffrey |
 Lee GarlingtonPaint | Paint |
 Lorielle NewSue | Sue |
| MMichelle LawrenceEmily | Emily |
 Adam J. SmithBest Boy | Best Boy |
 Bruce LockeBruce Locke | Bruce Locke |
 Mark DacascosMark | Mark |
 Martin KoveAye Lewis | Aye Lewis |
 Patrick WarburtonStray Butler | Stray Butler |
 Carl CiarfalioAD | AD |
 Leslie GarzaSalma Hayek | Salma Hayek |
 Craig KilbornKilborn | Kilborn |