Two con men take advantage of an emperor's vanity.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dick ShawnEmperor | Emperor |
 Art CarneyMorty | Morty |
 Alan ArkinBo | Bo |
 Clive RevillPrime Minister | Prime Minister |
 Barrie InghamFinance Minister | Finance Minister |
 Georgia BrownMaggie | Maggie |
 Taylor NegronSoldier | Soldier |
| HHarry FrazierPub Man | Pub Man |
| JJohn AchornPub Man | Pub Man |
 Lyman WardPub Man | Pub Man |
| PPatrick DeSantisPub Man | Pub Man |
| TTy CrowleyCourtier | Courtier |
| LLise LangCourtier | Courtier |
| MMimi SeatonCourtier | Courtier |
| TTim MaierCourtier | Courtier |
 Timothy DaltonNarrator (voice) | Narrator (voice) |
 Julian ChagrinThe General (uncredited) | The General (uncredited) |
 Shelley DuvallSelf - Host | Self - Host |