An Italian-American actor is deported to Mexico by some crooked INS Agents, and a pack of orphans helps him find his way back to America
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Nicholas TurturroGianni DiCarlo | Gianni DiCarlo |
 Talia ShireDina | Dina |
 Paul RodríguezErnesto | Ernesto |
 Gary ValentineMaury | Maury |
| NNick Turturro IIIJuan | Juan |
 Taylor NegronPriest | Priest |
 Kathrine NarducciCynthia | Cynthia |
 Michael RapaportHimself | Himself |
 Felipe EsparzaFernando | Fernando |
 Billy GardellAgent Michael Levinrothsteinberg | Agent Michael Levinrothsteinberg |
 David ProvalChabuyo | Chabuyo |
 Paul SloanINS Agent Lopez | INS Agent Lopez |
| JJoy OrtegaAna | Ana |
 Arturo GilItalian Dwarf | Italian Dwarf |
| LLizza Monet MoralesTV News Anchor | TV News Anchor |
 Dwight TurnerTheophelies | Theophelies |
 Joey DiazSheriff | Sheriff |
 Robert GalloEnrico | Enrico |
| AAlexis HernandezBartender (uncredited) | Bartender (uncredited) |