Prevented by health reasons from joining the Army, a man lives out his military fantasies by leading a failing marching band. His life changes when he discovers his beloved ex-Army father has a secret.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Warren ClarkeBilly Turnbull | Billy Turnbull |
 Bill MaynardReg Turnbull | Reg Turnbull |
 Dandy NicholsMarjorie | Marjorie |
 John BarrettCharles | Charles |
 Derek BenfieldCyril | Cyril |
 Jerold WellsFoulkes | Foulkes |
 Leslie SchofieldWatters | Watters |
| RRaymond WitchRixon | Rixon |
 Karl HowmanSpice | Spice |
| SSimone FrancisSheila | Sheila |
 David PughParsons | Parsons |
 Harold BennettHemsley | Hemsley |
| DDavid WhitworthCurate | Curate |
| DDerek AndersRecruiting Officer | Recruiting Officer |
 Tom GeorgesonBarman | Barman |
| JJohn RapleyButcher | Butcher |
| AAubrey Danvers-WalkerCarpet Rep. | Carpet Rep. |
| RRichard SpeightAlbert | Albert |