Between performances in Seaton Carew, Albie and Carla sort out their wedding, the broken tannoy, Elsie Tanner's chiropodist and whether their friend Lita should go nude with the snakes.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kenneth MacDonaldAlbie Warren | Albie Warren |
| DDee AndersonCarla | Carla |
 David HattonAtack | Atack |
| AArthur NightingaleDrummer | Drummer |
| SStephen NovakPianist | Pianist |