A dwarf named Ed falls in love with a big woman named Linda. He cuts her open and climbs into her womb to be "born again."
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| WWee MattEd Wænd / Kid Murder Victim | Ed Wænd / Kid Murder Victim |
| FFay LytleLinda Cooper | Linda Cooper |
 Josh ConnorJesse Ray / Booger the Clown | Jesse Ray / Booger the Clown |
 Art RobertsDr. Necrophilous | Dr. Necrophilous |
| FFinley PolyniceHeart | Heart |
 Aaron BerjohnBrain | Brain |
| SStephen McAlpinPriest | Priest |
| DDean MilosJustin Wænd | Justin Wænd |
 Mickey FaerchMrs. Wænd | Mrs. Wænd |
 Every HeartJulie the Clown Girl | Julie the Clown Girl |
| SSam SalernoDr. Hook / Appendix | Dr. Hook / Appendix |
 Sonja IngeDr. Manning | Dr. Manning |
| AAlex HoffmanDr. Fisher / Lung #1 | Dr. Fisher / Lung #1 |
| BBruce KirkpatrickDetective | Detective |
| DDavid MoneymakerJesse (Before Head Transplant) / Lung #2 | Jesse (Before Head Transplant) / Lung #2 |