A miserable pantomime dame risks his career and friendships attempting to achieve artistic satisfaction.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 David LearnerSir Michael Stewart | Sir Michael Stewart |
 Douglas WalkerJames Williams | James Williams |
 Mary HigginsJulia Price | Julia Price |
 Benedict O'KeefeInterviewer | Interviewer |
 Caitlin CampbellTannoy Announcer (voice) | Tannoy Announcer (voice) |
| SSelena ArnoldFan | Fan |