Directed by Donald McWhinnie.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Anthony AndrewsHorner | Horner |
 Leslie SaronyQuack | Quack |
 Phil DanielsBoy | Boy |
 Helen MirrenMargery Pinchwife | Margery Pinchwife |
 Michael CochraneSparkish | Sparkish |
 Bernard CribbinsPinchwife | Pinchwife |
 Jeremy ClydeHarcourt | Harcourt |
 John NettletonSir Jasper Fidget | Sir Jasper Fidget |
 Adrienne CorriLady Fidget | Lady Fidget |