The Colossus of Destiny: A Melvins Tale
"How comes no one has ever made a film about The Melvins?" Well, no one has ever tried or thought it even possible.....until now that is. The Colossus Of Destiny - A Melvins Tale is a film about a band who have defied all the rules, for over 32 years and counting, and still managed to succeed and do it their own way. The journey of band members King Buzzo and Dale Crover leads us from the backwards-waters of the Chehalis River in Washington State, down through the Golden Gate of Northern California, and finally settling into the Los Angeles River Basin of Southern California. With the rest of the world thrown in along the way. You will witness first hand the beliefs and attitudes, values and obscenities, slows and fasts, triumphs and toils, loves and hates, wits and giggles of a hugely talented and influential band. And you will also come away with a lesson in how to survive in the wicked world of the music biz without taking yourself too damn seriously.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| BBuzz OsborneSelf | Self |
 Dale CroverSelf | Self |
| MMike DillardSelf | Self |
| TTrevor DunnSelf | Self |
 Jello BiafraSelf | Self |
 Chris CornellSelf | Self |
| TTom HazelmyerSelf | Self |
 Mike PattonSelf | Self |
| KKevin RutmanisSelf | Self |
 Gene SimmonsSelf | Self |
| CCoady WillisSelf | Self |
| JJared WarrenSelf | Self |
 Matt LukinSelf | Self |
| JJeff PinkusSelf | Self |
| SScott KellySelf | Self |
 Mark ArmSelf | Self |
 Scott "Wino" WeinrichSelf | Self |
 Atsuo MizunoSelf | Self |
 Joshua HommeSelf | Self |
 Corey TaylorSelf | Self |
 Brent HindsSelf | Self |
 Brann DailorSelf | Self |
 David YowSelf | Self |
| JJoe BaressiSelf | Self |
| BBilly AndersonSelf | Self |
| GGreg WerckmanSelf | Self |
 Paul LearySelf | Self |
 Matt PikeSelf | Self |
 Bill KelliherSelf | Self |
 J. MascisSelf | Self |